FOR SALE: Vintage time machine. Inspired by the original H.G. Wells design, this timeless piece is in extremely good condition. All parts in good working order. Unit was designed to be fuelled by pure radium (not included) but I've heard safer uranium conversion kits are available.
Recently appraised as priceless but I'll let it go for $8,000 firm. Serious inquiries only please.
I do not have a paypal account. If interested, please visit:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/themindrefinery/borrowed-time